lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Divine Spears Created: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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