lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Falling into the Void: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Endless Night Skies: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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