lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 1025 Animals Bred: 153
Magic Items Found: 4437 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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