lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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