lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Crops Grown: 1364

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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