lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Holy Grails Found: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Endless Night Skies: 1
Villages Defended: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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