lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Endless Night Skies: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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