lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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