lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4910
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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