lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magic Items Found: 2680
Gods Slained: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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