lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Emeralds Found: 2502 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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