lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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