lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crops Grown: 4709
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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