lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Crops Grown: 9266 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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