lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5932 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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