lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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