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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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