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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 108 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Ores Mined: 4768 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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