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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7970
Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Zombie Dances: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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