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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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