Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 6879
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ores Mined: 8881 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3627

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8826 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Farms Harvested: 559 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 170
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 1758
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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