bowelbreakersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4951
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3155
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	824
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	106
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4699	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2829	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	892	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	579175	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5436
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6121	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Treasure Maps Found:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!