BoutCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1189	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5026	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	254	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3583	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2294	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1615
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!