Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 5623 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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