This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).
So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!
And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?
So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 872780 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?
So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
