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Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1722	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafting Misfortune

adverb, bad, Blessing, bright side, Crafting, Fortuitous, Fortunate, Fortunately, Good, Grateful, Happy Ending, LUCK, misfortune, Optimistic, Positive, providential, Relief, serendipity, silver lining, Situation, stroke of luck, thankful

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Live, Minecraft, rdc, rdc funny, rdc live, rdc livestream, rdc stream, rdcgaming, rdcworld, rdcworld1, Server, Streamer

RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1766	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	104
Towns Built:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4