BootyBlockerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	108	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crops Grown:	8118
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2109	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Farms Harvested:	580
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3939
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5385	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	9256
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	306	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1