Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magic Items Found: 8945
Divine Spears Created: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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