Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 437892 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 40 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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