Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Buildings Constructed: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY