Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY