Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY