Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Runes Activated: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Emeralds Found: 7763

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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