Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 82
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
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    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ores Mined: 6831
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8884 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 988 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • πŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP πŸ„

    πŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP πŸ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4745 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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