Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8874 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Farms Harvested: 552
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Animals Bred: 127 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/hellsing-ultimate-abridged-1/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 310488 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5834 Dragon Eggs Found: 3477
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Potions Brewed: 37 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Animals Bred: 61
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 958 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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