Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Enchantments Applied: 209 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7422
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 342
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1731 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ores Mined: 3103
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6504 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/blightbound-a-multiplayer-dungeon-crawler-rpg-1/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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