Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 1625

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7499 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Farms Harvested: 729
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 154
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crops Grown: 6177 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7909 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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