Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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