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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
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