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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7916 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!