Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Emeralds Found:	4707
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	4896	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Crops Grown:	7310	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	48

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Farms Harvested:	600
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2