yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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