Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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