Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Secret Passages Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Farms Harvested: 854 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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