Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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