Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Meteorites Collected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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