BodyShameNoMoreMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	6709
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	1249	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	7256
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950
Dragon Eggs Found:	9839	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	2433	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3732	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crops Grown:	3358
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Home Hospital FunCraft

academic hospitals, adoption, Expansion, funcraft, Healthcare, healthcare delivery, healthcare incentives, healthcare programs, home, Hospital, hospital care, hospital services, hospital-at-home programs, incentives, non-teaching hospitals, not-for-profit hospitals, Program, rural healthcare, rural hospitals, smaller hospitals, study, targeted incentives, urban hospitals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?

Epic Tales Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, best story, Captivating, Character development, emotional, engaging narrative, Epic, epic tales, game design, Gaming, gaming industry, Immersive, interactive storytelling, intricate plot, long tail storytelling, memorable characters, Minecraft, narrative, player choice, player experience, Plot, storytelling, Tales, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	1785

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.

Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!

Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Foot Minecraft SMP Fetish Profit

feet, fetish, fetishism, foot, foot domination, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot fetish business, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish earnings, foot fetish industry, foot fetish market, foot fetish monetization, foot fetish products, foot fetish services, Foot modeling, foot slave, foot worship, Minecraft, monetize, profit, selling feet pics, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine laughs! Join us if you want to make bank off your foot fetish – that’s right, we’ve got a whole economy based on trading rare foot pics in-game. Don’t ask how it started, just roll with it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!