Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Farms Harvested: 222
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3349 Dragon Eggs Found: 4876
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

    HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Emeralds Found: 8392
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

    Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

    Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyPoliceMC Server

    BlockyPoliceMC Server
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AmmoDepotSmashCraft

    AmmoDepotSmashCraft
    join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

    Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 672
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Requirements
    • Over 18 years old
    • Active player
    • Love building
    What we offer
    • Free world without plugins
    • Server with 70 mods (70% building mods)
    • Mods like Create and MineColonies
    • Pleasant time spent together
    • Responsive server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build as you please
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
    Is there any way to communicate with other players? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Crops Grown: 7660

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

    Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 195 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Farms Harvested: 411 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9103 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4012 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8090

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Farms Harvested: 844
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Potions Brewed: 92
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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