Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Towns Built: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Potions Brewed: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 236 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 New Chunks Explored: 166204
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Towns Built: 6 Magic Items Found: 8618
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1753 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

    Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!
    Minecraft Server Info

    Minecraft Server Info

    Server Overview:

    Server Type: Vanilla SMP
    Whitelist: Yes
    Community: Established since 2013
    Features: No plugins or mods

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
    Is there an age requirement to join? We are looking for players 18+.
    How can I apply to join? Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

    And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PixelWifePicsNoPls

    PixelWifePicsNoPls
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Emeralds Found: 8658 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 153 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 511062

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

    SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Block Break-Up

    Block Break-Up
    Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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