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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5631 Dimension Hops: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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